April 30, 2009

If Only It Was That Easy...

I've been exposing myself to radioactivity to try to get mutant powers for at least once a day for about three years now, and I'll I've gotten was stomach cramps and a glowing tongue...



April 28, 2009

That'll Get the Ladys...

Maybe I'm a horrible person, but I laughed almost throughout this whole video. Maybe it was just the guys face when he was singing, or that at one point I swear he chants "...we're heading for penis... penis...", or maybe it's just because he not only spent the time building this contraption, but actually learning to play it. Whatever the reason, I tip my hat to this young go-getter, and it's quite a catchy song to boot. Enjoy.



Also, as a special bonus, I'm going to include this. It has almost nothing to do with the video above, except a 15 second clip at the end briefly including the mad kazoo-whatever player. I chuckled heartily a few times, though. This guy has a whole series, so check them all out.



April 25, 2009

If You Only Go To One Site Today...

...Then you've already wasted your one site by going to this blog, but tomorrow, go to this site below. It is one of the trippiest and best built sites I have ever seen on the vast interwebs. Let me give you a small sample, within five minutes of being on the site, you get to witness a talking toolbox insult a squirrel with various magnification items inside of its body. It only gets better from there. Enjoy.

April 23, 2009

Insert Testicle Joke Here...

Take your pick: "This guy sure knows how to play from the balls!", "This man sure has balls!", "This guy can sure handle his balls well!", "I wish I had balling skills like this!". You get the idea...

April 21, 2009

New Friends, Hurray!

What's that? Feeling alone? Like no one will talk to you? Well, have I got the solution for you! It's called the internet! In fact, it's called Omegle, a site that will let you, anomalously, talk to people all over the world! It's one of the simplest sites to use, too. Just go to the site, and start talking to random strangers. This site is great if you want to improve your typing skills, meet new people, or just vent and scream at someone for no good reason other than you having a bad day. Enjoy.


April 19, 2009

Shave and A Hair Cut...

This is one of the coolest audio tricks I've heard in awhile. There is only one requirement, you must wear headphones. Also, I would advise wearing a shirt that you don't mind getting hair on.

Note: For you patient readers, I would advise downloading the MP3 version below instead of using YouTube, as it is much better quality and adds to the immersiveness.



-MP3 Download-
(To save MP3 in Firefox, just click on "File" and choose "Save Page As..."
In Internet Explorer, download Firefox and see above.)

How Far Can You Go...

There are several variations of this neat audio trick, but I've listed two of my favorites. Check them out to have your mind, or ears, blown away.



April 18, 2009

Whoa, Slow Down There, Speedy...

At nearly 1000 FPS, this video taken from a rugby game in France is one truly amazing video. For maximum awesomeness, jump to 0:49. Enjoy.

Note: HD is a must. Unfortunately, Vimeo's embedded player won't let you stream HD vids, so you'll have to check you the link below for all the high pixilated glory.



April 14, 2009

Take That, Fingerpainting!

I'm sure at one time or another, we've all wanted to fill our Supersoakers with paint and create our own masterpieces. Now, whether or not you actually went through with it or not, here is a nifty game to help simulate your wild paint-slinging adventures. Tag: The Power of Paint is another wonderful creation from the guys over at DigiPen (the masterminds behind the ever-popular Portal). The premise is you run around, filling the monotone world with paint and joy. It is unfortunately not an "in-browser" game, but come on, we're all big boys and girls here. We can certainly handle a little download and install. It's quite a novel game and worth the effort. Enjoy.


April 12, 2009

The Next Olympic Sport...

You heard it here first, folks, this will become the next phenomenon. It may not make it into the Vancouver '10 games, but I'm sure it will be a big smash at London '12.




April 2, 2009

Visit 1996 Without Ever Leaving Your Browser!

Who doesn't love video games? And who doesn't love free things? Well, what if you combine both of these wonderful things? If you said a browser based FPS from one of the most popular games in '96, then you have a uncanny nack for answering questions asked on blogs.

As you may or may not of heard, but id is developing the very popular Quake to run completely in-browser. Now, while it is still in beta, it is quite an excellent time waster. Enjoy fragging random people in China instead of working or paying attention in class. Link below.